Where is everyone? At the Nudist Colony?

salez4u · Post by **salez4u** » April 13th, 2006, 1:02 pm

DOC where is everyone?

I know Sharon is away getting her training( Not that she needs any)

We tried to have some fun on the EBM board yesterday with a clown named MAJOR MIKE (Named by DOG) but he went MIA.

Nobody want s goof off today

j-ainc · Post by **j-ainc** » April 13th, 2006, 1:39 pm

Salez actually the name was legit

Maj. M.A. Grigel USA5SF Ret.

Posting ID was michaelg.100 . Hence, Major Mike

But wasn't he a hoot!
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salez4u · Post by **salez4u** » April 13th, 2006, 2:02 pm

Oh I know he was a real retired Major. But when Dog named him Major Mike that was too funny.

The was one uptight fellow! Too bad he never came back. We could have had some fun

salez4u · Post by **salez4u** » April 13th, 2006, 2:05 pm

Doc must be busy selling more cars or at the Nudist colony setting up for next week's event. I hear he is

lending a hand

Post by **Doc** » April 13th, 2006, 2:06 pm

I was out getting my pubic hairs trimmed..

salez4u · Post by **salez4u** » April 13th, 2006, 2:14 pm

Next weeks event is IVF (Invitro Fertilization) so Doc is in charge of the event.
He will be first in line to make a DONATION

Luv ya Doc

I miss the Goddess. EMB is just not the same without her

salez4u · Post by **salez4u** » April 13th, 2006, 2:15 pm

ROTFLMY azz off ! That is our Doc always wanting to look good for the ladies

salez4u · Post by **salez4u** » April 13th, 2006, 2:17 pm

Gee, that felt good to post something naughty and not get PINK SLAPPED

salez4u · Post by **salez4u** » April 13th, 2006, 2:22 pm

How are you feeling these days DOC? Did you go back to the doctor ?

Post by **Doc** » April 13th, 2006, 2:25 pm

I don't know salez..

You and the Goddess seem to get away with murder on the EBMDG.. If you get a slap it is probably by a female liveworld employee.. The men are all too horny, and you two keep us all wanting it..

salez4u · Post by **salez4u** » April 13th, 2006, 2:52 pm

I did not get slapped on the EBM board, cause I think it is a horney guy who monitors that.

I got slapped on another board for calling buyer a thief for trying to scam a seller via Paypal.

Then I got slapped for having an animated horse gif as my signature. Some ass hole reported me because they did not like me telling it like it was.

salez4u · Post by **salez4u** » April 13th, 2006, 2:56 pm

Sharon and I enjoy it when somone walks right into a one liner we can play off.

You guys are fun to mess with. But be assured most on the EBM can give right back to Sharon and I LOL That is what makes it fun.

salez4u · Post by **salez4u** » April 13th, 2006, 3:05 pm

So Doc you did not answer my question? Did you go back to the doctor?

Don't make me call Sharon and have her yell at you for negecting your health! Besides who will run the Nudie Colonly if you don't take care of yourself?

Post by **Doc** » April 13th, 2006, 6:01 pm

No i quit going to the doctor.

I have no insurance and don't want to apply for state aid.. I need at least a left hip replacement, and some other crap.. One CT of my left lung was going to cost me around 700.00 but no thanks.. I'll roll the dice on that one, and just keep taking Tylenol arthritis and several aspirin each day to keep the blood thinned out.

I think i will live.. Though today I'm just dragging.. It's getting to be summer down south, and the humidity is the worst part of it.

Wife called and asked to bring home beer and cigs.. Oh well.. Just another shitty day in paradise!

salez4u · Post by **salez4u** » April 13th, 2006, 7:57 pm

Doc You just got to take it easy.

I don't have health Insurance either, but If I don't take care of things, then how will I collect my alimony until the AZZ is age 62

Beer and cigarettes..... Naw a nice bottle of red wine is the way to go.

My doctor told me to have a glass everyday for the choresteral (sp).

I thought she was shitting me, but it is suppose to help lower it without expensive drugs. So now ,I follow doctor's orders and have 1 glass in the evening.

Try it and you will feel better and be healthy!

We just have another winner

on the EBM board.

HE was so nasty .
He wanted to change a 10 day BIN to a Fixed with a reserve and was unable to list except using the BIN format.

Dog gave him some very sounds advice and the azz was pissed. Man is it a full moon or what?

JR · Post by JR » April 13th, 2006, 10:28 pm

Doc, better not let her call Sharon! You know what she likes to do with that big sharp knife to males, whether they be human or animal.

I haven't posted very much since Doc was suspended and work has been very exhausting and will get worse. Everyone wants their stuff done now. I'm about ready to take up smoking, heavy drinking, and massive quanities of tranquilizers.

I got a three day weekend if I leave my cell phone off.........

.

JR

MidoriMeadows · Post by **MidoriMeadows** » April 15th, 2006, 5:43 pm

Salez,

You can bet I get on Doc about taking care of himself. He's actually feeling pretty good today though. It just takes me a while to whip him into shape.