DOC we are so going to get Pink Slapped for Shaved Beaver

salez4u · Post by **salez4u** » May 27th, 2006, 8:28 am

It is a good thing Ebay has a skeleton crew for the weekend, or the Mods would have pulled the thread by now

Doc was spanking the monkey while hunting shaved Beaver when he got pulled over by that Cop!

Love ya you naughty turtle!

MidoriMeadows · Post by **MidoriMeadows** » May 27th, 2006, 8:53 am

I'm surprised that thread is still up, or at least was last night. Since Phil started it a couple days ago you'd figure the mods would have been around. Maybe they started drinking a little early. Or maybe whoever reports our threads isn't around this week.

salez4u · Post by **salez4u** » May 27th, 2006, 8:57 am

Yea T has not been around lately, he normally reports my posts

MidoriMeadows · Post by **MidoriMeadows** » May 27th, 2006, 10:18 am

I hardly ever get reported. Guess cause T wants to see my breasts.

salez4u · Post by **salez4u** » May 27th, 2006, 10:36 am

Now that is funny! If you flash him he will likely have a heart attack

Poor T

I would flash the DOC, but then he would be on the next plane to NY

salez4u · Post by **salez4u** » May 27th, 2006, 10:38 am

Poor DOC saw what I bought on my buying ID (Bras and high heels) and was happy all day!

Post by **Doc** » May 27th, 2006, 1:20 pm

I would flash the DOC, but then he would be on the next plane to NY

Only if you shaved that beaver nice and smooth.. And payed the air fare and my associated expenses..

redturtlemotors · Post by **redturtlemotors** » May 27th, 2006, 1:25 pm

shavedbeaver · Post by **shavedbeaver** » May 27th, 2006, 1:50 pm

Did someone call me???

Post by **Doc** » May 27th, 2006, 7:59 pm

WTF????

Who is the "shavedbeaver"???

This place is going to the Dogs!!

JR · Post by JR » May 27th, 2006, 9:39 pm

Too funny, I just blew Crown out my nose!

JR

MidoriMeadows · Post by **MidoriMeadows** » May 27th, 2006, 9:44 pm

Now that was probaly pretty funny to see JR.

No beaver shaving going on in OK. I can just see all the turtles trying to catch a beaver and trying to hold it down while Doc shaves it.

Post by **Doc** » May 28th, 2006, 10:48 am

Too funny, I just blew Crown out my nose!

That must have been a sight to see..

I think we will let Phil do the beaver shaving, He seems to have a lot of practice doing it..

Here is how they chase beaver in Canada..
http://www.bofunk.com/video/1587/canadian_beaver.html

JR · Post by JR » May 28th, 2006, 12:53 pm

Everytime I eat shaved beaver, my ears hurt!

JR

shavedbeaver · Post by **shavedbeaver** » May 28th, 2006, 1:25 pm

JR, That must have been a BIG Beaver!!

Post by **Doc** » May 28th, 2006, 3:36 pm

Doggie, See what you started!!

blueturtlemotors · Post by **blueturtlemotors** » May 28th, 2006, 8:57 pm

I didn't start this post, just the other one!

I wish I'd never started it. I have spent so much time answering and responding to it that I didn't get crap done last week. I went to my rental house about 30 miles south after the renter said he was moving out and he had not cut the grass since he has lived there. I have to pack up my tractor, brush hog and weed eater and go address that in the morning.

My lot guy has a warrant for his arrest so I am subject to loose him at any moment.

The ducks have been coming up and grabbing the JUNE BUGS off my front porch in the mornings. That in itself is OK, that makes the ducks happy. When they are happy they do one thing, SHIT!
My poor wife spent all afternoon scrubbing the front porch.

It goes on and on and on! Never seems to end!

Post by **Doc** » May 28th, 2006, 11:15 pm

Yep.. It's still going, up to 3 pages now!

I think there will be some serious slapping going on Tuesday when the mods return from the holiday!

Dog the Shaved Beaver Hunter..

JR · Post by JR » May 29th, 2006, 12:38 am

There may be some serious slapping come Tuesday, but it's been a hoot to read.

When it comes to shaved beaver, gotta dive head first into it.

JR

blueturtlemotors · Post by **blueturtlemotors** » May 29th, 2006, 7:34 am

Man that shaved beaver photo above is kind of creepy...

Post by **Doc** » May 29th, 2006, 8:28 am

I would like to know who set that acct up??

Used an AOL email to set it up.. Salez.. Is that You???

blueturtlemotors · Post by **blueturtlemotors** » May 29th, 2006, 7:06 pm

Salez would never post anything like that! She's my friend....

Post by **Doc** » May 29th, 2006, 7:12 pm

I don't know who it was, But i deleted the image..

Somehow i wouldn't put anything past Salez..

blueturtlemotors · Post by **blueturtlemotors** » May 29th, 2006, 10:38 pm

Glad you did that....

That photo looked too young! I can see you getting arrested for running a porno site.

salez4u · Post by **salez4u** » May 31st, 2006, 10:29 am

NO I DID NOT AND WOULD NOT POST THAT KIND OF PHOTO(Way to young)!

I would post a nice over 18 year old slong, but no young BEAVER!

I still can't believe the thread is still going strong

Doggie the SHAVED BEAVER HUNTER LOL

salez4u · Post by **salez4u** » May 31st, 2006, 10:29 am

NO I DID NOT AND WOULD NOT POST THAT KIND OF PHOTO(Way to young)!

I would post a nice over 18 year old slong, but no young BEAVER!

I still can't believe the thread is still going strong

Doggie the SHAVED BEAVER HUNTER LOL

salez4u · Post by **salez4u** » May 31st, 2006, 10:33 am

"Somehow i wouldn't put anything past Salez.."

I may be the resident PERV , but I draw the line on little kids

I know DOC DID IT! He likes little BEAVERs

Post by **Doc** » May 31st, 2006, 2:10 pm

NO i did not..

But it didn't take long to find where it came from..

http://oralcaress.com/pubic_shave.htm

Post by **Doc** » June 1st, 2006, 8:44 pm

I see that thread is gone.. Who got a spanking??

Salez, you don't count.. You enjoy it!

JR · Post by JR » June 1st, 2006, 10:33 pm

Well, it wasn't me that got slapped, if there was any slapping. I'll go over there shortly and look for a few, before I hit the sack.

Doc, you going to Phil's this weekend?

JR

JR · Post by JR » June 1st, 2006, 11:32 pm

Just looked and it's still there.

JR

MidoriMeadows · Post by **MidoriMeadows** » June 2nd, 2006, 9:00 pm

The Dr. had to work and didn't make it. So sigh, I'm at home mowing my lawn this weekend. I think Sat is supposed to be dry. The sun just came out a few minutes ago so I guess I'll be forced to work on my lawn mower then mow the lawn in the morning.

salez4u · Post by **salez4u** » June 3rd, 2006, 11:24 am

The thread was still up last time I checked.

And DOC for your info it does matter who is doing the slapping!

If I'm going to enjoy the slap, it had better be from a good looking cabana boy with nice equipment.

turtle-clan · Post by **turtle-clan** » June 3rd, 2006, 6:05 pm

How about a slap from a Purple Turtle with 5 legs?

MidoriMeadows · Post by **MidoriMeadows** » June 4th, 2006, 12:45 pm

What you got hiding under that diaper?????

turtle-clan · Post by **turtle-clan** » June 4th, 2006, 12:50 pm

When I was a youngster, all the girls would tease.
Now I can get away with the same teasing:)

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